"Dude, I don't know what you put in the coffee this morning but I've gone poop a lot," states my roommate as she departs the bathroom.
I walk into the bathroom to pee and immediately get a whiff. I yell to her, "You definitely did poop!"
She yells back, "I told you. I'm sorry."
I reply, "No, don't be sorry. I'm happy for you. Pooping is good."
"Yeah, but I've pooped like THREE TIMES today."
I finish peeing and yell back, "Now you are just rubbing it in."
I walk into the bathroom to pee and immediately get a whiff. I yell to her, "You definitely did poop!"
She yells back, "I told you. I'm sorry."
I reply, "No, don't be sorry. I'm happy for you. Pooping is good."
"Yeah, but I've pooped like THREE TIMES today."
I finish peeing and yell back, "Now you are just rubbing it in."
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